Horoscopes 6th March 2023

Aries: I’m seeing major developments in your internal world. It’s exciting to see all the typically-immature Aries starting to take themselves and their emotional health seriously for once. Yay for character development!

Taurus: Don’t freak out…yet. There’s a friendship fallout for you this week. It’ll probably be suuuper uncomfy at first, but when hindsight starts to kick in, you’ll feel more at peace. Unfortunately, something had to change.

Gemini: Aww, Gemini is growing up and becoming a big kid this week! Big changes are coming for your career and life path. This has quitting-your-day-job-to-pursue-your-dream- of-becoming-the-next-Marie-Kondo energy.

Cancer: You might feel like everything’s happening at once this week. An expectation may not be met regarding your study, while a big change is coming up in your personal life. I’m praying for you, my dear. So are the stars.

Leo: Not Leo suddenly being cut off from their parents… No, I shouldn’t say that. That’s a bit misleading. What’s more likely is that you don’t need outside support anymore because you’re staking a claim for your independence. 

Virgo: The Virgos are suddenly becoming celibate this week. Maybe you’re calling off your dating life, or separating from a long-term partner. But the takeaway is that what you’re craving right now is some true alone time.

Libra: Oh, Libra. When will you learn the connection between physical and mental health? You can’t expect to live off two-minute noodles and caffeine whilst also having the energy and happy disposition of a golden retriever. Get it together. 

Scorpio: It seems Virgo isn’t the only sign choosing celibacy this week. I’m not going to lie to you, Scorpio, since I know you can handle the truth. It looks like you’re getting rejected this time and not doing the rejecting yourself.

Sagittarius: I see you’re being a bit of a heartbreaker this week. You’re definitely in your hot-gal era and absolutely thriving. Amazing, but remember there can be consequences to a trail of broken hearts.

Capricorn: Thank the Lord. You’re finally moving away from the constant money problems that have been plaguing you. I’m talking about a steady income stream, a juicy bank account, and savings beyond your wildest dreams. Hallelujah!

Aquarius: So it looks like you’re inheriting Capricorn’s past financial woes. How upsetting. This is actually not as bad as it sounds, it just means you’re going to have to make more of a conscious effort when it comes to money.

Pisces: Remember how boring your horoscope was last week? Well, buckle the fuck up. Shit’s about to get wild. Expect good things leading to bad things, bad things leading to good things, chaos, identity crises, horror, and pure ecstasy!