Horoscopes 27th February 2023
Aries: All the Aries are bringing sensuality to every aspect of their routines. Think sexy morning yoga and candlelight rituals. Kind of random energy for the beginning of the uni year, but get it I guess.
Taurus: Really beautiful and comfortable things were happening for you over the summer, but now Trimester’s starting up again and somehow you’ve ended up fully out of your comfort zone. Shhh, don’t be scared. Embrace the chaos.
Gemini: What has happened to your filter this week? You’re talkative enough already and now the planets have stolen your ability to read the room. Think twice before giving your opinion about the Megan Fox and MGK break-up. Nobody values it.
Cancer: You keep changing your mind about serious decisions every five seconds. Your friends are getting sick of you complaining about your situation-ship one moment, and then refusing to leave it the next. Hell, even I’m getting sick of you.
Leo: Leo, your mind is on spooky shit rn. You’ve been watching ghost hunting videos, doing your readings in Mount Street Cemetery, and checking Facebook Marketplace for Ouija boards every day.
Virgo: I see loving conversations with your significant other. You’re really getting to know each other better. It’s either that or you’re getting pissed off at your partner’s shit communication. There is no in-between.
Libra: Awwww, Venus is in your 7th house! Exciting! Sorry, I’ll translate: you’re going to be distracted from your oh-so-important first week because you’ll be too busy meeting the love of your life. I don’t care if this is a big claim.
Scorpio: Your astrological energy is like your parents giving you a lump sum of money that’s supposed to last you a few months and then you spend it in a week. Did you take out course related costs and spend it all on a night out?
Sagittarius: I don’t want to freak you out, but I think the person you’re really into at the moment is not focused on you at all. They’re thinking about boring things like work and career. Forget that shit, man. Protect your energy.
Capricorn: Oh, Capricorn. I know you’ve skipped straight to the horoscopes with a burning question in your heart that you hope I’ll answer. Stop searching for signs and actually take your life into your own hands.
Aquarius: I can tell that you’re desperately waiting for something. Like, DESPERATELY. I see you Aquarius. I see your struggle. The stars do too, and don’t worry, what you’re waiting for is coming. It just probably won’t be here this week. Or next week...
Pisces: I’m sorry, I don’t really have anything exciting to say about your week, Pisces. It’s just typical “getting-used-to-new-routine” type stuff. I could’ve said that about any of the signs, but apparently it’s especially true for you. Slay.