Horoscope #6

ARIES: 

Don’t forget your kindness this week! Tension with the people around you is bound to arise if you aren’t careful with your tone. Remember, it’s not what you say it’s how you say it... 

TAURUS: 

Your phone is blowing up this week, your DMs are going off, and there just doesn’t seem to be enough of you to go round. It must be difficult to be so popular... 

GEMINI: 

I know there’s an assignment you’re putting off, a phone call you need to make, and just general responsibilities you’re avoiding. Well, this week’s the week you get back on your grind. No more excuses. 

CANCER: 

I’m going to sound clichéd and like one of your old high school teachers, but dear god do you need to improve your time management skills. Learn the difference between busy and disorganised 

LEO: 

You’ve got them right where you want ‘em. Expect apologies, poems, sweet nothings—gosh, even flowers. You’re used to the satisfaction of “I told you so,” but the novelty never really wears off, does it? 

VIRGO: 

Virgo, your life’s amazing right now. Everything’s falling into place, just like you planned. Expect (but don’t demand) to be spoiled by everyone. Friends, families, strangers; you name it. 

LIBRA: 

Time to align your body and mind. Walk or meditate. Get wild and pull out that old yoga mat (that you bought five years ago and have used twice) from the back of your wardrobe.

SCORPIO: 

I’d be wary of doing anything you wouldn’t want others to find out about this week. Mars and Saturn are disrupting all that is private for you. Stop being sneaky because those secrets are surfacing. 

SAGITTARIUS: 

Cue the same advice you always hear: Practice makes perfect and consistency is key. If you’ve been putting regular effort towards your goal, this is your week of success. All your energy is compounding, baby! 

CAPRICORN: 

You’ve been keeping your thoughts to yourself too much recently. You don’t have to tolerate anything! People need to be put in their place sometimes! Don’t let others overstep your boundaries. 

AQUARIUS: 

There is a fine line between treating yourself and wasting your money. Do you really need another house plant? I’m not telling you off but I am keeping my eye on you... 

PISCES: 

Venus has moved into Pisces, and Venus looooves being in Pisces. You’ll be attracting all kinds of luck and good things all while looking your best. No, seriously, you look damn fine right now, Pisces.