"Grandpa be like"
I once owned
a large brick house
in the far corner of town.
It had large north facing windows
and a cosy back garden.
I bought it for [REDACTED]
and sold it for [REDACTED]
to an investor
who already owned twenty houses.
Now I retire
in luxury
in the [REDACTED]
I bought. The rest
went to charity. I am so
poor.