Horoscopes #2

ARIES 

The moon is currently waxing gibbous, a time for motivation and abundance. As it moves through the fourth house this weekend, seek encouragement and support from family. They’ve got your back. 

 

TAURUS 

Goodbye to day-drinking in the sun and hello to hitting the books. Discipline is on the menu this week, my friend. Discipline and structure. 

 

GEMINI 

With Uranus in the twelfth house, your dreams (good and bad) may unexpectedly become a reality. This week you’d be wise to live by the mantra of “be careful what you wish for.” 

 

CANCER 

Hoh. Cancer. Venus is in the eighth house this week, and that means it’s time for some witchy sex rituals. Whip out the candles under the blossoming moon and get a bit weird. 

 

LEO 

You might feel a spontaneous urge to travel and see the country this week. For the love of all things healthy, don’t. You don’t want to be doing a RAT test in the back of a leaky van. 

 

VIRGO 

Neptune is in the house of relationships for Virgo. If you have any gut feelings or dreams about those around you, follow your intuitions. Your instincts are strong this week. 

 

LIBRA 

Libra is all about transformation and reformation this week. Let go of things you don’t need like that t-shirt you never wear and your self-doubt. Inhale, exhale, and transcend. 

 

SCORPIO 

Jupiter in the fifth house brings a lucky streak into play for Scorpio. It’s time to absolutely decimate your opponents—break out the Mario Kart because you’ve got the planets on your side this week. 

 

SAGITTARIUS 

You hold a lot of responsibility over decisions this week, and the best option is to let the tired things die and let the new things spring from the ashes. You may be letting comfort have too strong a hold on you. 

 

CAPRICORN 

With the sun in the house of technology and perception, you might feel self-conscious, particularly in regards to social media. Whakarongo mai and repeat: Instagram is bullshit and social media is fake. 

 

AQUARIUS 

This week is a good time to set boundaries. Maintaining good emotional structure in your life will stop you feeling unstable or overwhelmed as uni kicks back in. 

 

PISCES 

Don’t let minor conflict between you and your pals create distance in the friendship. Try not to keep secrets—prioritise open communication instead.