Jurassic Aspirations and Bus Passenger Blues

If I were a dinosaur

When big birds did soar

I would walk on all fours

And be named a humorousaur

When I go for a drink

At my local water sink

How many minutes must we wait for this bus?

One minute, two minutes, three, four if we must

Oh, we must be calm as we wait for this bus

Apply lip balm on our palm, sing a psalm if we must

O’ bus driver, driver, please do make haste

For work, school, or neither, we are running late

Oh, we must be calm as we wait for this bus

Apply lip balm on our palm, sing a psalm if we must

O’ we know sometime you will come to these parts

When we see green and lime, it will warm our hearts

Oh, we must be calm as we wait for this bus

Apply lip balm on our palm, sing a psalm if we must

O’ ye, O’ ye, The bus I see ho!

The comes to thee with glad tidings in tow

Oh, we have been calm as we wait for this bus

Applied lip balm on our palm and sung psalms if we must